Horrible Awful Christmas Song of the Day

Well, this is just lazy on my part...

but here's the mellow sounds of the sax...



(what's also fun on most of these crappy crap fests is to read the comments on you tube of the people who actually like it...yikes.)

Horrible Awful Christmas Song of the Day (for Julia...)

Um...ok. Wilson Phillips has a new Christmas album out. 15-20 years ago this would have been very exciting to me. The horrible (I think) "original" tune on the album, "Warm Lovin' Christmastime" was not on you tube. But how about a live performance of a Christmas classic...




I appreciate the idea: Ladies. 3-part harmony. Holiday cheer. And its fine. Almost all of the notes are there. But it is labored. And lame. And Robin Roberts is scarily singing along. And it feels like it could fall apart at any second. And Chynna needs the key to be lowered. And Carnie is standing like she's about to drop a load on the stage. And Carnie... lets NOT scat.

Remember Carnie's talk show?

Horrible Awful Christmas Song of the Day

Ugh.

Dear Barbra,
You're Jewish, right?
Warmly,
Jen

Horrible Awful Christmas Song of the Day

I hate this song. It doesn't matter who sings it. But poor little Taylor doesn't even realize its supposed to be sexy... its like no one told her what it was about... bless her heart (that's Southern for "dumb bitch")

Mi Tannenbaum

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree
I brought you in myself
O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree
Your needles sting like hell

I decoRATE you with such care
With Santa HOmer and some flair

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree
How lovely are your branches!

Horrible Awful Christmas Song of the Day

I enjoy good holiday music.  I HATE bad holiday music. HAAAAAAAAAAAATE.

Like this boring, canned crappiness featuring the wackiest, whack-job Canadian of all time...



 "We're just getting hot... oooooooh."  No, you're not, Celine.  No you're not.

Waiting in the valley...

Last night at work, a lady handed me her Mary Kay business card with a little note on the back that said, "Thank you Jen for taking such great care of us.  I'd like to offer you a 15% discount on any products blah blah blah..." and was signed "Billie Sue" or some equally cliche mountain name.  Then, after some pleasant thank yous, they left and I picked up the check off of the table, and they had left me $3 on almost $40.  Ok, guess what... if you grossly under-tip me, WHY THE HELL would I help you out by buying Mary Kay from you?!  If you are going to market your business at restaurants, you PROBABLY will do better if you don't piss people off with your cheapness.

And also, your bratty kids made a damn mess.

so there.