1. Anne Hathaway is cute. And SOOOO annoying. Really annoying. Too much. "Whoooooo" Everytime you introduce someone, you need not shout "Wooooo!!!!" into the microphone.
2. All of the presenters look WASTED- especially Javier Bardem.
3. Trent Reznor won an Oscar. ha. awesome. AND he was shockingly "normal". That' the same guy who wants to "F&#@ you like an animal", right?
4. "You've Got a Friend in Me" was good. NO MORE. No more Randy Newman. That 127 Hours song was amazing and Randy Newman wins for a FORGETTABLE tune from yet another Pixar movie. yawn.
5. I'm bored. This is the most boring oscars ever. I miss Alec and Steve.
6. Bob Hope footage= fun Bob Hope hologram= creepy.
7. And Billy Crystal? There are an awful lot of reminders about how great past Oscar hosts have been. Making that bored audience jealous is mean.
8. Anne Hathaway... ugh. Do you have to be so "amazed" about EVERYONE you introduce?! We get it. You're young. Its exciting. Calm the F down.
9. Natalie Portman is adorable. I want to be her friend.
10. 10 is too many. too many movies. Too many.
